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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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