- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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