What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

poopy is poopy

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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