- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A black man walks out of a police station

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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