girls basketball

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

rent a cops

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Where's my baby??

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

gay pom...

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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