What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Nickelback

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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