- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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