A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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