A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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