- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

I'm Polish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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