- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Tunechi

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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