Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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