- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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