How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A lot eh?

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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