Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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women's rights

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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