Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Pickle

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Good job, son.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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