- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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