- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

all these jokes are horrible now

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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