- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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