How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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No it doesnt..

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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