- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Happy Monday!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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