- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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