The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Anti Joke

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