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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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