A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

every knight i see an owl at window

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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