Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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