- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

poo

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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