- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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