- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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