- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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