- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.