- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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