- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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