Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

oh hey.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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