- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

this website is a bad joke

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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