What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What is older than history?

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Emily Walker.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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