Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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