- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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