What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Pickles

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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