What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Where's my baby??

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

rent a cops

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

girls basketball

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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