- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Justin Beiber

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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