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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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