A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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www.hurr-durr.com

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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