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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I am quite mature.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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