- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

This is an anti- joke

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock knock.

Justin Bieber

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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