A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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