What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

angelo snyder is not ga

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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