- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A pope meets another one

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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