George W. Bush

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

angelo snyder is not ga

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What would u like to drink?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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