- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A pope meets another one

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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