You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Anti Joke

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