- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Girls Lacrosse.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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