- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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