- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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