Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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