- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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