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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

"Knock knock" Come in!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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