Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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