Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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