- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Tim likes girls

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

I was watching Fox news.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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