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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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