- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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