What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's half of 8? o

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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