A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

kieran is a homosexual

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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