Roses are red.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

THe Election

Go away still nothing to see

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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