Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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