Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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