i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Sarah Palin.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Coldpaly is a good band

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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