- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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