- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Chlamydia

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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