- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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