rent a cops

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A penis walks into a bar..

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Bob Saget that is all

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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