My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

WILLYS

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...