A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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