- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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