If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

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