- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why? Why not?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??