Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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