Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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are u black unlucky

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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