- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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