- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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