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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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