- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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