- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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