George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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