- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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