- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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