- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

- Helen Keller

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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