- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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