Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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