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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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