What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What fires shots? A gun

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock whos there? nobody

your a vagina says you, your a booby

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