Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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I like poop in my butt

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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cory is gay

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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