Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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ur gey

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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