- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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