- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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