Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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I like poop in my butt

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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