Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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