Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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