- Anti Joke

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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how do you win a game try your best

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.