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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Justin Beiber

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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