- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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