- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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