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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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