How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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