- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A Chinese man fails a math test

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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