- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

angelo snyder is not ga

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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