- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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