- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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