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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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