- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nero, sure you are okay?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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