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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Good job, son.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns