- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

NEVER

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

a person who will soon die of beeties

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How many light bulbs? 1

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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