A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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