Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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