Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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