If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Charlie Sheen

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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