- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

White men's rights

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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