- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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