im not black, im Joseph Kony

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

sucks Syntax...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Massie is a fatass

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two planes walk into an office building

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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