why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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