- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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