Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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