- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A man walked into a bar owch

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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