What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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