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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Faithful men.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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