- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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