- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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