Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Okay, after this one then...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

alex is cool

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

the game

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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