- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

You sick fiend

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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