- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

there was once a jew

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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