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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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