A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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