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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Badabing.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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