A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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