- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

richard is fag

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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