on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

sky silverstein

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How old are you? 7

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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