What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Abortion

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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