- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

cory is gay

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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