- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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