Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Terraria

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Jebron Lames.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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