- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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