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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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