Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Your girlfriend.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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