Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Niall Horan

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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