Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's up? Your time.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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