what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's half of 8? o

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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