knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why? Because.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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