Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why? Because.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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