- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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