guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Communism hehe xd

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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