- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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