- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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