- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Communism hehe xd

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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