your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Anti Joke

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