- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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