What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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