What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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