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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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