What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is green and slow Grass.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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