Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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