- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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