Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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