A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Albert your flies undone.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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