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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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