- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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