Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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