why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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andrew wagner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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