Your're racist.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

you see theres this guy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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