- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why dont they make black forks

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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