A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Anti Joke

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