Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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