- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Women's Soccer.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

think twice or at least think

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A gay man watches football.

You know what's funny? Rape

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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