- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.