- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

Whats 1+1? window!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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