Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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