- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Whats 1+1? window!

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