I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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