- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

can you pass the soap?

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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