- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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