- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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