Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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