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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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