Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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