Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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a black man pays his child support

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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