- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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