Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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