Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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