- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

anti jokes are really funny

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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