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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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