* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

women's rights.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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