a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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